Shrek , Angelina Jolie and Bill Gates were all having lunch together.

某日，史瑞克、安潔莉娜裘莉以及比爾蓋茲三人共進午餐…

Shrek said, ‘I have always thought that I’m the strongest man in the world , but how can I be sure?’

史瑞克：我認為，我應該是這世上最強壯的男人…但，我該如何確認呢?

Bill Gates said, ‘I’m pretty sure I’m the wealthiest man alive but I’ve never had it confirmed.’

比爾蓋茲：我想，我絕對是這世上最有錢的人…但，我到目前為止還沒有證實過啦!

Angelina Jolie agreed. ‘I’m told I’m the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.’

安潔莉娜裘莉：我應該是這世上最性感優雅的女人吧…但，我也想要知道這是不是真的。

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking “mirror, mirror on the wall” to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

於是，三人興沖沖跑到魔鏡面前，各自說出他們的疑問。

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. ‘Well, it’s true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world .’

史瑞克：魔鏡阿魔鏡!我是這世上最強壯的男人嗎?
魔鏡：是的，你是世界上最強壯的男人。

Angelina said for sure she was the most gorgeous.

安潔莉娜裘莉：魔鏡阿魔鏡!我是世界上最性感優雅的女人嗎?
魔鏡：沒錯，妳是世界上最性感優雅的女子。

Bill Gates came in and asked, “Who the hell is Chen Sui-Bien?”

比爾蓋茲也依樣化葫蘆，興沖沖的向魔鏡討教…

此時，只見他忿恨不平的怒吼：XX，哪個該死的叫做「陳‧水‧扁」？